A few unrelated gripes

1. Why, oh why, can't the French coach get Dhorasoo to start that game against Togo tonight? The voodoo sorcerer in Togo threw some cowrie shells and already forecast that Togo will score first, that France will win 2-1 and that France will still be eliminated because of the insufficient goal difference.

2. Shampoo that claims to eliminate frizz and conditioner that claims to tame the "straw effect" need to be removed from the market. They are blatant liers.

3. Microsoft ought to be ashamed to put out a product such as Word 2003 where it takes TWO hours to format headings and tables for a 100-page document, and get a table of contents going, only for it all to shift and the numbering to go haywire in five minutes. And yes, I'm ashamed we use it.

BUT
Today is Friday.