Some excerpts:
"France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and Euro Disney.
Among its contributions to western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine."
"One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that local people insist on speaking in French, though many will speak English if shouted at."
"American travelers are advised to travel in groups and wear baseball caps and colorful trousers for easy recognition."
"SAFETY
In general, France is a safe destination, although travelers must be aware that from time to time it is invaded by Germany.
Traditionally, the French surrender immediately."
Source: The Paris Blog
